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Jun 9, 2007 23:27:24 GMT -5
Post by alexandrad06 on Jun 9, 2007 23:27:24 GMT -5
"I have dreams where I staple your fingers to your face."
"I'm gagging and vomiting at the same time. I'm, I'm gavomiting!"
"Zeltzer, you are hands down the most disturbing man I've met in my entire life."
"Either this kid has a lightbulb up his but or his colon has a great idea."
"You should live with my friend, Anal McLooney."
"No! I hate pudding and I don't use... toilet paper."
"No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively to clowns."
"I don't dislike you, I nothing you."
"Newsflash, you can't drink and then come to work. You're not airline pilots."
"Because I'm the homeboy you screamed at to get my ghetto-mobile of the road."
"I don't want to hear anything out of that man's mouth other than, 'Oh no, I'm dying, there's a bright light, but wait a minute, this is wrong, I'm in hell! Hello Hitler, Hello Musollini... Captain Kangaroo? That's not right."
"Duct tape, two hours in a morgue drawer, don't piss off the janitor. End of story. "
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Jun 10, 2007 6:03:15 GMT -5
Post by sonnirn67 on Jun 10, 2007 6:03:15 GMT -5
Okay, can anyone tell me what movie this quote is from? "Beer?" "But its 7:00 in the morning." "Scotch?"...
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Jun 10, 2007 22:51:10 GMT -5
Post by alexandrad06 on Jun 10, 2007 22:51:10 GMT -5
[shadow=limegreen,left,100000] "Oh, I stuck that primo! How rad am I?"
"She was being metaphorical. She was trying to sound like me. I have no idea what you meant, but I could smell what the Rock was cooking."
"The kid is having nightmares. Only happen at night. It's right there in the name."
"Is this an intervention? You're a little late, sine I'm not using drugs anymore. I am, however, still hooked on phonics."
"I thought I'd get your theories, mock them, then embrace my own. The usual."
"I told you never to call me when I'm on trial."
"You guys are still thinking like doctors when you should be thinking like plumbers. Come on, I wanna see some butt crack."
"I was curious. Since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous."
"Did you give an angry Cuban my home number?"
"Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person?"
"I'm happy to report that we are now so in sync, we're actually wearing each other's underwear."
"Welcome aboard the good ship *ss kisser. Nice day for a sail."
"Saying there appears to be some clotting is like saying there's a traffic jam ahead. Is it a ten - car pile up, or just a really slow bus in the center lane? And if it is a bus, is that bus thrombotic or embolic? I think I pushed the metaphor too far."
"Oh, Level Three. Have you called Jack Bauer?"
"I always say if you're going to get shot, do it in a hospital."
"Candy canes? Are you trying to mock me?"
"Go check out the 'hood, dog."
"By rush, I meant fast. Stat's the word you doctors use, right?"
"How'd you get here?" "By osmosis." [/shadow]
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Jun 11, 2007 19:35:49 GMT -5
Post by angelpill on Jun 11, 2007 19:35:49 GMT -5
Are all those quotes from House alex???
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Jun 11, 2007 19:38:05 GMT -5
Post by alexandrad06 on Jun 11, 2007 19:38:05 GMT -5
The green and black ones yes.
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Jun 12, 2007 14:28:43 GMT -5
Post by kjsriter on Jun 12, 2007 14:28:43 GMT -5
Love is like Malaria, once it's under your skin its never really gone.
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Jun 14, 2007 4:59:36 GMT -5
Post by sonnirn67 on Jun 14, 2007 4:59:36 GMT -5
I just saw that one last night! Its JD Pollack to Jordan!
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Jun 14, 2007 5:00:24 GMT -5
Post by sonnirn67 on Jun 14, 2007 5:00:24 GMT -5
I guess nobody knows where my quote came from. Its from Mr. Mom.
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Jun 14, 2007 8:02:26 GMT -5
Post by alexandrad06 on Jun 14, 2007 8:02:26 GMT -5
I guess nobody knows where my quote came from. Its from Mr. Mom. I never saw that movie Sonni.
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Jun 14, 2007 16:24:27 GMT -5
Post by kjsriter on Jun 14, 2007 16:24:27 GMT -5
I just saw that one last night! Its JD Pollack to Jordan! I just saw it like two minutes before I posted it. I can never remember quotes unless I write them down right away. Well I don't remember them even after I write them down. I can remember the general idea but no the exact words. I hate that! LOL
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Jun 14, 2007 18:25:09 GMT -5
Post by alexandrad06 on Jun 14, 2007 18:25:09 GMT -5
I just saw that one last night! Its JD Pollack to Jordan! I just saw it like two minutes before I posted it. I can never remember quotes unless I write them down right away. Well I don't remember them even after I write them down. I can remember the general idea but no the exact words. I hate that! LOL I really hate that too. So when I know an episode with a good quote is gonna be on, I get a pen and paper and write it while they're saying it! There was this one Scrubs quote I kept trying to get and it took me forever but I finally saw the episode again. I was happy. Here's the aforementioned quote: Doug: "I left my gurney downstairs in the morgue." Kelso: "You're a superstar." Now I always say you're a superstar when someone screws up.
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Jun 15, 2007 5:17:07 GMT -5
Post by sonnirn67 on Jun 15, 2007 5:17:07 GMT -5
Once again, I'm showing my age Lissy! Mr. Mom was an early 80's movie with Michael Keaton and Teri Garr - hilarious movie - you should rent it.
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Jun 15, 2007 10:09:06 GMT -5
Post by alexandrad06 on Jun 15, 2007 10:09:06 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,100000] "Foreman, how are you fixed for cash? Steal any cars lately?"
House: "How are we doing on cotton swabs today? If there's a critical shortage, I could run home." Cuddy:"No you couldn't." House:"Nice."
"Candy canes? Are you trying to mock me?"
"I know things that would curdle your blood, including a formula that literally curdles blood"
"Where did he get this one from, an alcoholic from the corner bar?"
"Oh like a jar, why can’t we just say a jar?"
"How about the time you dropped a dead monkey down an elevator shaft"
"Don’t you have to read him his rights before you strangle him?"
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Jul 24, 2007 17:42:24 GMT -5
Post by angelpill on Jul 24, 2007 17:42:24 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS[/glow][/shadow]
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Jul 24, 2007 19:10:36 GMT -5
Post by kjsriter on Jul 24, 2007 19:10:36 GMT -5
I love that so much!!!!
Tibetan throat singers, rock on Bones.
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Jul 25, 2007 19:17:28 GMT -5
Post by Lilies on Jul 25, 2007 19:17:28 GMT -5
[quote author=alexandrad06 board=ot thread=1181325325 post=1181449644
"No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively to clowns."
"I don't dislike you, I nothing you."
[/quote] thes two cracked me up.
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Aug 12, 2007 18:34:54 GMT -5
Post by angelpill on Aug 12, 2007 18:34:54 GMT -5
You didn’t come all this way just to check out my ducks
Jordan to Danny in one of the LV crossovers
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