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Post by Lilies on May 20, 2007 7:58:33 GMT -5
we took the dog over to the kennel yesterday. well, a couple minutes ago, i was eating a cereal bar. i said it was weird not having the dog begging for food. mom said"do you want me to pretend i'm the dog?"
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Post by alexandrad06 on May 20, 2007 20:24:47 GMT -5
That is funny.
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Post by alexandrad06 on May 23, 2007 21:46:51 GMT -5
I was out smoking earlier and my sister was already outside when I went outside. She was pregnant doging at me for singing along to my music. I told her she could talk on the phone in the house but I couldn't smoke inside. She said no I can't. So a few minutes later I said I hope you get hit by a car. And she said why do you think I'm standing here? (She was dead center in the middle of the street.)
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Post by Lilies on May 25, 2007 18:53:03 GMT -5
i heard this one from my mother. her church pastor was going to manse when a prostitute asked him if he wanted to have sex. i don't know if it had anything to do with the fact that the church is next to a bar... but anyway, i would have liked to hear his response to the prostitute!
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Post by alexandrad06 on May 26, 2007 23:30:52 GMT -5
My sister, her friend and I were outside today at the reception and I was smoking. Now sometimes I spit when I smoke. Well my sister didn't know I had spit and she was walking around barefoot. When she found out she was like, "Ew, you spit. I'm barefoot. I could have stepped in it and gotten aids or something."
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Post by Lilies on May 27, 2007 17:33:11 GMT -5
that is kinda funny, alex. in that it's funny but it's not way. what did you say to your sister after she complained about stepping in your spit?
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Post by alexandrad06 on May 27, 2007 17:34:23 GMT -5
Nothing. I was laughing cause she implied I had aids.
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Post by Lilies on Jun 1, 2007 20:07:31 GMT -5
i was in my powertraining class this morning, the instructor, darlene, was talking about this guy she had in her kickboxing class the other night. she said that this guy was acting like a ninja. she asked him why he was kicking and punching the bag like he was. darlene said he said that it was the only way he could get through the class.
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Post by Lilies on Jun 8, 2007 11:24:52 GMT -5
in my powertraining class today, my instructor, darlene, told us this funny story: she was talking to a woman who comes to the powertraining class a couple days ago, but wasn't in there today. darlene didn't mention this woman's name, but i'm gonna call her michelle. michelle takes her dog, lucky, to doggie day care. well recently, lucky got pregnant while at the doggie daycare. darlene said that michelle is filing rape charges against the dog that got lucky pregnant. she even had to go to LA to get a lawyer to represent her, b/c there weren't any lawyers in the state that will take her case
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Post by alexandrad06 on Jun 15, 2007 11:13:52 GMT -5
I have a pair of earrings that is a chain with six colored rings on it and I was wearing them at work yesterday. When I went out to smoke I happened to go out at the same time our food order came in and the guy who delivers our order looks at me and says, "Nice earrings. Looks like you got them out of a fruit loops box." It was really funny.
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Post by angelpill on Jun 15, 2007 17:42:11 GMT -5
Yummy....Fruit Loops....
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Post by Lilies on Jun 19, 2007 8:32:19 GMT -5
i read this in a book called the stupid crook book. a man walked into a convienence store and told the cashier to give him all the money. the cashier complied, but when the robber told the cashier to give him a bottle of scotch that was behind the counter, the cashier refused. get this... he refused because the robber didn't look old enough. so the robber pulled out his id and handed it to the clerk. the cashier, of course, memorized the robber's name and address so he could give them to the cops
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Post by angelpill on Jun 19, 2007 19:18:14 GMT -5
Talk about stupid...LOL
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Post by Lilies on Jun 19, 2007 19:20:15 GMT -5
yeah i know lynn
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